Kevin Wikse is lost in time space. Danny Wilten is zapping me.

Danny Wilten is a goblin! I can see him underneath my house. He hides under a big blue tarp and digs holes. He lives in the tunnels he makes. Danny Wilten has a network of tunnels all over my town. He can zap anyone with high voltage and make them do anything he wants. Danny Wilten has been zapping me a lot. He doesn't want me to find Kevin Wikse. He knows if I do, Kevin Wikse can hurt him and end his crime spree. I made another YouTube channel about Kevin Wikse being 404. Danny WIlten is probably really pissed at me about that. 


Kevin Wikse must be being help against his will. By either the cops, the CIA or in a portal. If the CIA is ivolved its probably a portal. I think he is lost in time space. He is being held in a cave but there are dinosaurs and he needs to keep really quite. They teleported him back in time before human rights where invented. Kevin Wikse could probably fight and kill a dinosaur. But if there are a lot of dinosaurs around he would be out of luck. 


If they ever find a cell phone in a prehistoric graveyard, that is going to be his. Kevin Wikse tried to call me yesterday. I heard him scream to me to becareful. Danny Wilten zapped me really hard and I passed out. Danny Wilten must have deleted Kevin Wikse's number so I can't call him back. 

Does anyone have Kevin Wikse's number? I need to call him. 

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