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I had to walk to the Circle K today. My feet still hurt from walking barefoot yesterday. I had to wear my tennis shoes with no socks. Danny Wilten stole all my socks and fed them to his pet pig. Kevin Wikse is going to be so pissed. I told him that Danny Wilten's pig likes to eat my socks. He laughed at me, but he knew I wasn't lying. My feet are going to stink, and people will make faces at me. I am so mad at Danny Wilten and his fucking pig right now. Plus, he took my sandals. I don't know if his pig eats sandals or not.  At the Circle K the clerk gave me a funny look. I knew he could smell my feet and must think I was gross. I took my shoes off and stood in the beer cooler. Kevin Wikse would be so proud of me. I know he likes beer coolers. He calls it beer church. I saw a stout Kevin Wikse would like and decided to buy it for him when I find him. Danny Wilten likes IPAs like a dirty fudge packer. The cold made my feet and shoes smell better. I took Kevin Wikse's beer...

I walked to the bus stop today. I saw a man standing and waiting for the bus. The side of his face was all busted up. It was swollen like a rotten tomato. He was clumsy and smelled like unwiped ass. I thought that Kevin Wikse might have punched him. I asked him do you know where Kevin Wikse is? Did he punch you? The man looked at me funny. He said he didn't know Kevin Wikse. I knew he was lying. I told him I knew that Kevin Wikse punched him in the face. Probably for trying to steal his money. I kicked him in the shin and called him a liar loud enough for some people across the street to hear me.  The people across the street asked me if I was ok. I told them to tell me where Kevin Wikse was, and then I would be ok. They said they didn't know Kevin Wikse. I flipped them off for lying. They know where he is. I walked down the street to a large dumpster. I am pretty sure this is where the man at the bus stop lives. I went through some plastic bags I found on the ground. I found a...